Lollege

Basically college. You don't learn anything and get high all the time.

"Didn't you learn anything at college?"
"Pah, it was more like lollege, fool."

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facial life

The life with your friends you live on Facebook, as opposed to your social life, where you interact with society.

Although Larry is a bit of a social hermit, he has one heck of a facial life.

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