Donald

Donald is a very disturbed old man. He likes to ruin family relationships and events because he emotionally abuses your grandma and brain washes her. Your grandma will feel pressured to bring him to every family event uninvited. He will drink all your wine and the night goes downhill from there (be careful he’s a light weight) he might do a reach around or talk In tongues at the thanksgiving prayer. This is only the beginning… don’t be surprised if there’s a hidden camera installed in the basement or bathroom he might ask if you need help scrubbing your back. And the night time will end with him trying to turn your grandma against your whole family and he will eat all your food. He will leave with a sweet fart and burp on the ring camera and not one thank you. And the list goes on…

If you ever meet a Donald give him the nickname dildo and hide your wife and kids make sure to call 911 right away.