Money Boogie

N. The dance that you do in your computer chair when you realize that you are getting back an awesome tax return.

After I prepared my taxes and made sure I listed all my deductions, I realized I was getting back about $2500 extra compared to last year and I did the money boogie.

My co-worker asked me if she was doing her taxes right and after everything was verified, instead of having to pay $900, she ended up getting back $1600, so the money boogie.

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Smoker's Forecast

This is the information about the weather the non-smoker requests of the smoker after they come back inside from smoking.

Non-Smoker: "Hey, whats the smoker's forecast?"

Smoker: "Oh, its beautiful out there man! The winds coming from the east at about 10 miles per hour and it feels like the high today should be around 70 degrees"

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