Scheana Shay

A Vanderpump Rules star from Azusa, with long acrylic nails and mink lashes who says things like “hashtag it’s all happening!” She can be very annoying and grating but is pretty so therefore gets a pass. Loved by gays for her song “good as gold”.

“Rob hung a TV in under seven minutes. I timed him.” - Scheana Shay
“Help! You can come help me if you want” - Jax
“Someone’s drowning. Rob, go save them!” - Scheana

VPR

Vanderpump Rules

“What are you up to, babe?”
“I’m drinking Pinot Grigio at home and binge watching VPR. Tom just cheated on Ariana with a Bambi eyed bitch!”

lala kent

A white woman from Utah who claims to be the reincarnation of Tupac.

“Are you tryna get popped?” - Lala Kent
“Slow your roll there, Lauren from Utah” - Bravo viewers

Tom Schwartz

An otherwise decent looking man who wears muumuus and does stupid things

“Tom Schwartz would be so attractive if he wasn’t best friends with Porn Stache Sandy”

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Tom Sandoval

An ex mactor who is now a leathery looking frontman of a below average cover band. He was recently caught having an affair with a woman who resembles Bambi but with cotton candy for brains.

“Tom Sandoval can suck a dick” - Kristen Doute

Katie Maloney

The unofficial star of Vanderpump Rules.

Don’t disrespect Katie Maloney or her mama Teri. She will light you on fire.

Ariana Madix

Too good for Tom Sandoval.

“Awww shit I just got dumped by Johnny.”
“Forget Johnny. He’s a fuckboy! You’re too good for him. You’re an Ariana Madix and he’s a lowlife piece of shit!”