Contrabungla

The result after 9 months following the failure to use contraceptives.

"My mum said I was an accident"
"I'm sorry, did you say you were a contrabungla?"

Cum garden

The patch of flora in which somebody goes to masturbate; the plants within are typically sustained by the semen of the person.

1: I nut in the toilet.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.