giblet-head

1. Dale Gribble on King of the Hill.
2. One who has giblets instead of grey matter within their cranium.

HANK: Dale, you giblet-head, if you were going to cheat, why did you buy a frozen bass?
DALE: I had a coupon.

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rocket man

An awesome song, written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, and performed by Elton John. It was also performed by William Shatner as a spoken-word interpretation. Shatner's performance has recieved a couple of parodies, the most famous probably being done by Stewie, in the cartoon Family Guy.

And I'm gonna be...... *puffs cigarette*... HIGH... as a kite..... by then.

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grazy

What a mad cow is.

graze (To feed on growing grasses and herbage (like a cow)) + crazy (Affected with madness; insane.) = grazy

Leesa is grazy.

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Hit The JO

Originally an American term originating from jameslikecoulter in Los Angeles meaning to "jack-off". Recently the term has been shipped over to Britain and is a growing British term.

"Hey, Hannah smiled at me today."

"Woah, get in there!"

"Nope, turns out I woke up to a penis drawn on my sharpie. Hit the JO instead."

rageaholic

Someone who just can't live wihout rageahol.

"It's true... I'm a rageaholic! I just can't live without rageahol!" -- Homer Simpson

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Token

A guy on South Park. His name is Token because he's the token black guy.

Token, right here buddy. *bird flippage*

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Ghettobicoke

What the fuck do you think, dumbass? Etobicoke. Moron.

I live in Ghettobicoke. It's in the T-Dot. Get a fucking map.

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