giblet-head

1. Dale Gribble on King of the Hill.
2. One who has giblets instead of grey matter within their cranium.

HANK: Dale, you giblet-head, if you were going to cheat, why did you buy a frozen bass?
DALE: I had a coupon.

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Hit The JO

Originally an American term originating from jameslikecoulter in Los Angeles meaning to "jack-off". Recently the term has been shipped over to Britain and is a growing British term.

"Hey, Hannah smiled at me today."

"Woah, get in there!"

"Nope, turns out I woke up to a penis drawn on my sharpie. Hit the JO instead."

rocket man

An awesome song, written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, and performed by Elton John. It was also performed by William Shatner as a spoken-word interpretation. Shatner's performance has recieved a couple of parodies, the most famous probably being done by Stewie, in the cartoon Family Guy.

And I'm gonna be...... *puffs cigarette*... HIGH... as a kite..... by then.

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rageaholic

Someone who just can't live wihout rageahol.

"It's true... I'm a rageaholic! I just can't live without rageahol!" -- Homer Simpson

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stalagtape

A large stack of videotapes rising from the floor. Particularly prevalent in apartments and condominiums of television geeks who videotape everything aired. Coined by Lavalie.

We tried to walk through George's place, but John accidentally knocked over one stalagtape which sent a few more toppling over too.

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Token

A guy on South Park. His name is Token because he's the token black guy.

Token, right here buddy. *bird flippage*

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Ghettobicoke

What the fuck do you think, dumbass? Etobicoke. Moron.

I live in Ghettobicoke. It's in the T-Dot. Get a fucking map.

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