Fife Special

The imbibation of a substantial volume of cockshit while having your scutepipe pummelled by a burly chap, all the while forcing a smile and pretending to enjoy one's self.

Ed's taken another Fife Special, his arse is as raw as a bucket of offal.

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Drew's Shame

Having one's scutepipe plundered in a deserted car park.

Poor old McIvor has taken a dose of Drew's Shame. His arse looks like a firework exploded in it.

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