Albion College

A shit hole liberal arts college in the middle of nowhere Michigan aka Albion. The surrounding city is a ghetto. The school itself is full of drunk pot heads who think they're the shit cause mom and pop foot the bill for everything, including their half-assed Albion "education". You literally pay for your degree at this "liberal arts college". The administration wants to beef up the sports program, but fails to remind themselves that they're a division 3 school. The majority of the students (besides being white) are from Grosse Pointe, MI...and it shows.

And always remember when choosing a frat for a party: No Delt after dark!

Banner: 'Albion College: Always Thinking.'

Student: "More like - Albion College, Alway Drinking."

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