Canada's History

A sex ritual whereby a woman pleasures herself with the working end of a moose antler while her mate preps himself with maple syrup. When they finish, they each defecate into the Stanley Cup.

Liddie: "I think Steve and Kim are getting serious!"
Jane: "Really? You think he's going to pop the quesiton?"
Liddie: "Probably! I mean, they re-enacted Canada's History last night!"
Liddie: "No way! She's so lucky to have a guy like Steve."

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