ego fluffer

Someone whose main purpose is to follow others around making them feel like they can do no wrong. See: ass kisser, toady, and sycophant. Term is derived from "fluffer" in the porn industry (a person who keeps male porn stars erect between shots).

There's no point in talking to my girlfriend about my problems. She's such an ego fluffer that she wouldn't give me constructive criticism anyway.

Drunk faced

Similar to being Drunk Dialed, it's when someone posts a drunken message on a social site, like Facebook. (Could also be loosely applied to text messages.) Qualifiers are 1) the person who sent the message was drunk when they sent it and 2) the message content is something that they would not have sent if they were sober and usually stated with great feeling.

"My ex-girlfriend drunk faced me last night on my Wall that she wanted me to come over to her apartment for a blowjob, and now my wife thinks I'm cheating on her!"

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