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FUSSDIRAG

Former United States Supported Dictators, Internationally Reviled for Acts of Genocide. As coined by Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report.

With the execution of Saddam, we are fast running out of FUSSDIRAGs to condemn for all the problems of the modern world.

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 12, 2007


The Colbert Report

A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.

Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".

"Open up baby bird, 'cause mama's got a big fat nightcrawler of truth! This is the Colbert Report!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 12, 2007


reality

Reality has become a commodity.

When money dictates the content of Wikipedia entries, reality may be defined by the highest bidder.

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear February 02, 2007


Tek Jansen

The Gary-Stu protagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".

The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.

"Oh, Tek Jansen! You have obviously had hundreds of girlfriends!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 12, 2007


John Howard

The Prime Minister of Australia between 1996 and 2007. Holds the distinction of being both the second longest-serving PM and the second sitting PM to lose his seat. The worst thing to ever happen to Australia.

You know, you can say what you want about John Howard, but I bet he's sorry now.

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear March 10, 2008


Frnap

"Freedom snap". As coined by Stephen Colbert in The Colbert Report.

"Your country's so ugly, its topographical map wears a paper bag over its head!"
"Ouch - frnap!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 12, 2007


Factiness

Careful, select use of the facts for the achievement of truthiness.

Fact: In 2002, the majority of Democratic senators voted to invade Iraq.
Factiness: They've been in power for two days now - it's their responsibility to get us out.

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 12, 2007