jizzbucket

A receptacle in which one can accumulate a specified bulk quantity of male ejaculate.

Damn! The jizzbucket seems to be getting full.

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lay a deuce

To defecate, to take a shit.

The origin of the phrase is from the vernacular "do a #2"; this has more of a street flavor.

I had to lay a deuce so bad I could taste it.

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shitcork

The plug of solid excrement that is released prior to a bout of horrendous diarrhea, whose sole purpose is seemingly to hold in the liquid feces.

The shitcork is in the toilet,

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dicksticamus

Semen

I have dicksticamus all over my hands after I jerk off.

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bone smoker

One who plays for the other team, i.e. a homosexual; esp. one who enjoys the pleasure of male-on-male oral satisfaction

Do you think that man in leather kissing the man in the chaps is a bonesmoker?

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skanktacular

Particularly abhorent or dreadful

Damn! That hooker is truly skanktacular.

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chocolate starfish

The human anus, specifically when it is encrusted with fecal matter (i.e. shit).

Beware the unfortunate repercussions of poking the chocolate starfish!

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