jizzbucket

A receptacle in which one can accumulate a specified bulk quantity of male ejaculate.

Damn! The jizzbucket seems to be getting full.

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lay a deuce

To defecate, to take a shit.

The origin of the phrase is from the vernacular "do a #2"; this has more of a street flavor.

I had to lay a deuce so bad I could taste it.

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shitpipe

The lower intestinal tract, including the rectum and anus, through which all fecal matter egresses on its way into its final destination, be that the toilet, the floor, or in the least desired result, one's undergarments.

As a rule, my girlfriend does not like to take it in the shitpipe, but I'm still working on her ...

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skanktacular

Particularly abhorent or dreadful

Damn! That hooker is truly skanktacular.

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chocolate starfish

The human anus, specifically when it is encrusted with fecal matter (i.e. shit).

Beware the unfortunate repercussions of poking the chocolate starfish!

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dicksticamus

Semen

I have dicksticamus all over my hands after I jerk off.

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bone smoker

One who plays for the other team, i.e. a homosexual; esp. one who enjoys the pleasure of male-on-male oral satisfaction

Do you think that man in leather kissing the man in the chaps is a bonesmoker?

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