shitcake

Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found

When I went into the bathroom, a corn-laden shitcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.

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shitpipe

The lower intestinal tract, including the rectum and anus, through which all fecal matter egresses on its way into its final destination, be that the toilet, the floor, or in the least desired result, one's undergarments.

As a rule, my girlfriend does not like to take it in the shitpipe, but I'm still working on her ...

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fuckpiece

A woman whose sole purpose in life is to be a repository for the sperm of any available man.

That bitch is nothing but a fuckpiece,

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gagging Willy Nelson

Female masturbation using the fingers only; the pubic hair, of course, represents Willy's beard, and the vagina, Willy's mouth.

I caught my mother gagging Willy Nelson in her room last weekend.

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jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

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eat a box of shit

An expletive phrase to be used as an alternative to the more crass "Fuck you" or "Go fuck yourself"; also a more creative alternative to "eat shit", though not as damning as "eat shit and die".

I invited that prick who enjoys listening to Wayne Newton records to eat a box of shit.

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fudgetunnel

The anal orifice

That guy loves to take it in the fudgetunnel

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