Polish Mafia

When a person of Polish descent's relatives are constantly over their house. These people do all kinds of work for their Polish relatives and recieve Vodka as compensation. These workers pour concrete, remodel their relatives home and plant shrubbery.
Common names of these workers include Urek and Marek.

-Hey you have a new front porch...that wasn't here yesterday..???

-Yeah the Polish Mafia was over and they also chopped me some firewood.....because their my niggers.

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blumpy

Sitting on the toilet during felactio

So she came over....... we hung out and watched a movie...the whole time i wondered...WHEN AM I GONNA GET SOME FUCKING BLIMPY CAUSE I GOTS TO SHIT

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