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Generation of americans born before the turn of the century, who are quite possibly the weakest generation of people any nation has ever produced. These people are completely ignorant to reality, and fail to accept anybody who thinks differently than they do, yet they claim to be the most tolerant generation. Identifiable by their Subaru forester hatchbacks littered with Bernie 2016 stickers, and their ignorance when it comes to politics. These are the same people seen marching in the streets yelling expletives about Donald Trump, and his supporters during their "peaceful" protests. Their inability to cope with a Trump presidency is due to the fact that they are used to receiving participation trophies, and have been shielded from opinions that differ from theirs.
Person1: Did you see all those millennials in the streets spitting at Trump supporters
Person2: yeah, those millennials really need to to wake up to reality.
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The most dangerous drug on earth. A semi synthetic opiate that works in similar ways to morphine and heroin, but is 3000-5000 times stronger. So potent that contact of any form with human skin will cause death. The only legal use is sedating large animals like rhinos and elephants. 1mg can knock out a 7000lb elephant. It's available on the streets but is not often used because of its tendency to instantly kill humans. I would not recommend as a recreational drug
Person1: hey bro you wanna try etorphine with me
Person2: no I'm not trying to die
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A synthetic drug that is similar to morphine and heroin, but is 2000-5000 times stronger. Causes instant overdose upon contact with human skin. The only legal use for this shit is knocking down rhinos and elephants. 5-15mg is all it takes to immobilize an African elephant, and only 2-4mg for a black rhino. I would not advise using etorphine for recreational purposes.
Dumbass1: I just bought some etorphine for dirt cheap wanna try some
Dumbass2: you mean that shit that kills people on contact..totally
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A hand job. Called a sugar cookie because it is never a man's first choice, but if there are no other cookies available it will always be accepted. Much like how a hand job is never a man's first choice, but if sex and a blow job aren't available a hand job will suffice.
Guy 1: hey man did you bang her
Guy 2:Naw she gave me an old fashioned sugar cookie
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