fart bugle

To fart through a wind instrument and produce funky sounds.

I saw Ornette Coleman the other night, and man, his playin' was so damn funky - like when Le Petomane was playin' the ol'e fart bugle in Paris way back in the day.

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Sacroskank

A person who is religious but also sexually promiscuous.

I went into the church the other day and saw some slut in there, and I thought, "What a Sacroskank !"

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Pornerific

Something that is certifiably pornographic and also terrific.

That movie I saw you in the other night was totally Pornerific!

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Funkadexterous

a way to describe one whom is skilled and able to do many funky tasks at once.

Child, I'm so Funkadexterous ain't nobody can mess with me on them drums!

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Pornacious

A way to describe anything that is rather pornographic, or at least suggestively so.

The sounds coming from your room last night were quite Pornacious, my dear. Were you using that new vibrator that I bought you, or is something else going on?

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Pornify

To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.

Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"

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Skankri-La

a paradise of more thongs, cleavage, nude (or semi-nude) easy sluts than you've ever seen gathered in one place before.

Wow, it's like Skankri-La up in here!

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