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fart bugle

To fart through a wind instrument and produce funky sounds.

I saw Ornette Coleman the other night, and man, his playin' was so damn funky - like when Le Petomane was playin' the ol'e fart bugle in Paris way back in the day.

by Shit_4_Brains June 02, 2007


Sacroskank

A person who is religious but also sexually promiscuous.

I went into the church the other day and saw some slut in there, and I thought, "What a Sacroskank !"

by Shit_4_Brains September 12, 2007


Porno Master

A person (usually a man) who has an extensive collection of pornography, and usually knows the names of all the major porn stars.

Orville is a Porno Master, and they call him Porno Man.

by Shit_4_Brains September 12, 2007


hooker sandwich

the act of having sex with two hookers (or more) at once; especially if you stack them up like a sandwich.

I bet you're hungry for a nice hooker sandwich!

by Shit_4_Brains August 21, 2007


crotch carnival

a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.

I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007


Blasticon

Someone who smokes weed so much and so often that they become associated with it, and thus become a "blast" "icon".

I talked to a Blasticon the other day, and he was three sheets to the wind and talkin' crazy.

by Shit_4_Brains September 28, 2007


Pornify

To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.

Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"

by Shit_4_Brains September 28, 2007