Sphinctastic

Something so shitty and bad that is surely must've come from someone's nasty anus.

That show last night was completely Sphinctastic!

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shit freckles

Little bits of shit (feces) that get stuck to your ass (or elsewhere on your body) that could possibly be mistaken for freckles, but upon closer inspection are revealed to be "shit freckles".

At first I thought that Mary had a nice freckly ass, but upon closer examination I saw that her ass was just covered with a bunch of nasty shit freckles!

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butt butt

To hit (or butt) something with your backside (butt).

I saw Joe give lil' Jay the ol'e butt butt, and it knocked him flat on the ground.

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McKraut

An American hybrid type of white people common in many small towns throughout the United States, and particularly common in smaller towns in the Midwest and Appalachia; composed of a mixture of British Isles types (English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish) and Germanic types (German, Dutch, Swiss, Nordic, etc). Anglo-Saxon Celts.

Most of the people in my hometown back in southeastern Ohio are some variety of McKraut.

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Skanktified

something or someone who is, or has become, very skanky can be described this way.

John's house became Skanktified after years of wild partying.

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Blastasaurus Rex

Someone who smokes (or "blasts") weed all the time, or someone who has been smoking weed for a long time.

Eric used to be such a Blastasaurus Rex, but now he done got himself religion.

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Pearl Diver

Someone who performs oral sex on a female and licks her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

Jimmy was an expert Pearl Diver, and most women thought he should win an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving.

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