Rebuttlicken

A conservative or neo-conservative Republican that outwardly claims to dislike gays, but is secretly really as queer as a three dollar bill (or a fan or member of the Bush Administration).

Gannon Guckert and Ted Faggard are such ReButtlicken goons!

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fart wrenching

Something, especially any type of food or physical situation, that can more readily make your ass pass gas.

I did some fart wrenching exercises, and then ate a fart wrenching dinner before watching a fart wrenching movie.

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Sri Poopy-Poopy

The ancient God of joy, bliss, laughter, and hilarity.

The followers of Sri Poopy-Poopy chant the Holy name thusly:

Sreee Poopy-Poopy, Sreee Poopy-Poopy Peee !

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Stinkopated

A series of farts that are let out in rhythmic succession.

Yo, bitch, yo ass was lettin' out some stinkopated rhythms last night, shieeeet !

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Porner

Someone who makes, sells or distributes porn.

I knew you was a Porner when I first laid eyes on you!
Got any free samples?

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crotch carnival

a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.

I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!

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Porno Master

A person (usually a man) who has an extensive collection of pornography, and usually knows the names of all the major porn stars.

Orville is a Porno Master, and they call him Porno Man.

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