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Ass Budget

The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.

$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dude sure had one heck of an Ass Budget!

by Shit_4_Brains March 24, 2008

36πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


hooker sandwich

the act of having sex with two hookers (or more) at once; especially if you stack them up like a sandwich.

I bet you're hungry for a nice hooker sandwich!

by Shit_4_Brains August 21, 2007

54πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Hornacity

a way to describe the degree of sexual arousal as a result of a given sight, situation, or circumstance. Usually used as a way to describe a very high level of sexual arousal.

The Hornacity level in the room hit a high point when the speaker took her top off and shook her tits at the previously bored audience. Now awakened, the audience licked their chops with hornacious desire.

by Shit_4_Brains November 11, 2007

43πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Pearl Dive

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

She loves to Pearl Dive on juicy, tuna-flavored snooch for hours!

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

106πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Butt Smuggler

Someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another.

Jimmy Crapcorn was one hell of a Butt Smuggler for the US government during the Cold War era. Heck, everyone always wondered how he could store that much microfilm up his bunghole!

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

62πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Blasticon

Someone who smokes weed so much and so often that they become associated with it, and thus become a "blast" "icon".

I talked to a Blasticon the other day, and he was three sheets to the wind and talkin' crazy.

by Shit_4_Brains September 28, 2007

42πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


shit freckles

Little bits of shit (feces) that get stuck to your ass (or elsewhere on your body) that could possibly be mistaken for freckles, but upon closer inspection are revealed to be "shit freckles".

At first I thought that Mary had a nice freckly ass, but upon closer examination I saw that her ass was just covered with a bunch of nasty shit freckles!

by Shit_4_Brains June 9, 2007

57πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž