Hornacity

a way to describe the degree of sexual arousal as a result of a given sight, situation, or circumstance. Usually used as a way to describe a very high level of sexual arousal.

The Hornacity level in the room hit a high point when the speaker took her top off and shook her tits at the previously bored audience. Now awakened, the audience licked their chops with hornacious desire.

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Pearl Dive

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

She loves to Pearl Dive on juicy, tuna-flavored snooch for hours!

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Butt Smuggler

Someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another.

Jimmy Crapcorn was one hell of a Butt Smuggler for the US government during the Cold War era. Heck, everyone always wondered how he could store that much microfilm up his bunghole!

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Shinga

another word for shit.

You're all full of Shinga!

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Fecal Finger of Fate

When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".

Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.

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Y'assle

another way to say "you asshole".

Hey, don't fuck around with my stereo, Y'assle!

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Bumbus

1. an affectionate name for a loved one

2. a name for a vagina, penis, or the sex organs in general

3. A busy bumblebee

4. a bus filled with bums

Hey, you Bumbus ! Bumbus, Bumbus, Bumbus!

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