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The employment of a wrench during manual self-stimulation. This act is frowned upon in all countries outside of Lebanon, where a hand just ain't enough.
"Achmed! You got a wrench I could borrow? I'm planning on another Lebanese Pipe-Wrench tonight!"
The expulsion of a solid chunk of human feces in an occupied bath tub. The act is often performed on a close friend or family member, preferably in their bath-time slumber.
"Yo, Tony! I just laid a Vietnamese bath bomb on your fugly girlfriend!"
The unholy act of receiving an erection during the hallowed time of Lent. One may be damned to Hell for committing such an act.
"Yo Josiah! John's going to burn in hell for that Lent boner! "
A female prostitute who, in an effort to persuade her customers to use contraception, leaves her genitals unwashed
"Josh, I called your pimp for a good ho but he just sent me an old Rugrat."
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