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Different strikes

When you can't kiss both sides of your lovers face.

Hey I heard your batting average just hit 2.3! Different strikes for different reichts!

by Shitschecks December 30, 2019


Tiny twister

Base layer of a fat girls goodie bag every Halloween. Occasionally pulls a nice candied apple at the right door too!

Bro if I bag another asian treat with a tiny twister I'll get a five hour energy and a new romulation.com account!

by Shitschecks February 21, 2019


Merry-Go

When you sit up with a big girl just to pull up your own weight.

“Hey foreman Darius why don't you act like Carmella bing and handle the brackets before the Merry-Go! “Yeah Phillie I'll get around to that as soon as you bar that actress from your Netflix account!

by Shitschecks December 30, 2019