A crap that comes out so fast that your anus starts burning
"Holy shit that was such a nimble shit, my ass feels like a damn volcano!"
A person who is so stupid they cannot be described in one word.
Bob fell drunk out of the window, he's such a schittle diddle
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Someone who lives a straight lifestyle and by almost all means is straight but secretly masturbates to gay porn. Homofapsuals are not necessarily attracted to real men but are usually just attracted to furry/yaoi men.
"Wow, I caught a glimpse of Jim's internet history! He's a right little homofapsual!"