Penis Breath

When you're done sucking a fatty and swallow his mighty fat nut and have the smell of cum on your breath.

Sherla: Hey Derek
Derek: Ew bitch you got some penis breath, you been sucking dick?

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Shiternet

When you have the shittiest internet possible

Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.

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