Shiv Barco

The ancient martial art based in the mountains of Peru. Focuses on balance, with training from shepherds and goats. To achieve mastery, one has to stand on the edge of a cliff on one foot while being butted by mountain goats during an earthquake. Grandmaster Greg is the only one known to have achieved mastery, demonstrating moves such as Pole-de-Goat, Pat-de-Goat and Shiv-de-Goat. Shiv Barco is also known as human wellbeing.

I didn't fall because I am trained in the art of Shiv Barco

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