Ryan

A Ryan can most easily be identified by the texture of his hair-despite the fact that he normally denies it, it really does look and feel like a horse's mane. He often has an uncontrollable urge to pelvic thrust during every action of his day, especially when in the presence of women. These women, according to his inner most wants and desires, have at least one kid, are pregnant, or chunky. Do not be fooled by his common late night "quests", they are actually an attempt to cover up is real late night adventures. These adventures appeal to him because they deal with sluts, sluts, and more sluts.

Be careful, sometimes a Ryan will style his hair, so the best way to spot him is look for his long tube socks that suggest he must have really really REALLY skinny legs. But a Ryan can also be a pretty cool guy, you just have to get over all the other things that he does in the beginning.

P.s. Don't let him touch you with his witchy fingers.

Hot Mama: Hey, is that a Ryan?
Ugly Chick: Oh ya! That's my main man. He is definetly a Ryan, his hair scratches your face sooo smoothly.

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