Battling Blumpkin

When you have two chicks giving you a blumpkin at the same time and they are fighting for the payoff.

The Hilton Sisters would look hot giving me a Battling Blumpkin

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Diahrrea Piledriver

When you get your girl in the piledriver position and plow her mouth till you blow...then you piledrive her skull into the concrete floor and shit all over her head...

That was a viscious "Diahrrea Piledriver" Eric gave Teddy at the Christmas Party

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Diarrhea Piledriver

You get her in the pile driver position...Slam your cock in her mouth...Then after you nut in her mouth you pile driver her skull into the concrete...Then shit all over her fractured skull

The Diarrhea Piledriver is not a good first date move....Its more like an I wanna end this relationship type move...Like letting her catch you in bed banging a hotter younger chick...

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Blumpkin Catcher

The reciever of the warm brownie in a blumpkin ménage à trois...Eliminates the need for a shitter...

Hey honey your friend Eric would make a great Blumpkin Catcher

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