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Shleppinaboog

Sheep in a bag

New Zealander: I'd like one shleppinaboog, thanks. and make sure you put it in a boog.

Storekeeper: What the hell are you talking about? We don't put shlepp in a boog!

New Zealander: Okay.

by Shleppy the Orangey Pant January 29, 2011

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Hyper Jinx

When two people say the same thing at the same time, and then both say "Jinx" at the same time, if someone says "Hyper Jinx" the other person will be sentenced to a life of eternal shame. If two people Hyper Jinx each other at the same time, the universe will implode.

Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): And then i found a dollar!

Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): Jinx!
Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): Hyper Jinx!!
*implode*

by Shleppy the Orangey Pant January 30, 2011

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