north huntingdon

One of the safest places you can be. It’s surrounded by monroeville, North Versailles, Irwin and Greensburg. 25 min away from Pittsburgh. Most people here mind their own business but are nice enough to help you if you need it. The kids here can be a little stuck up sometimes. Usually when the females grow up they turn into gold diggin whores who cheat on their husbands. The school district of Norwin is full of rich white kids and a few fuck ups who go to tech and smoke. There’s a few black people and Latin people here too. Sure it’s not great for your normal kids to grow up this way but as an adult it’s a pretty nice place to live.

You guys know that gold diggin’ slut named Kim ? You can tell she grew up near North Huntingdon.

univershitty

Parody of the word University. A college, usually private that is located in the middle of nowhere. These schools tend to target students who are nerds and jocks only. People brag on the nursing and communications department, yet students who actually go to this school will say that they receive no help. The cafeteria food is usually fake and sucks. Students who suffer from food allergies are better off eating their feces than plastic. It becomes very hard to make friends if you don't play sports. Due to the school being in the middle of nowhere, income for student activities is non-existant. People find a reason to bully anyone. No one even cares if someone dies unless they were an athlete and despite paying around $16,000 per year you get treated like you only pay $2,000.

Jamall: Hey man , how's school?

Mike: It sucks ass , I'm stuck at Waynesburg. That place is a total univershitty.

pissburgh

Come one , Come all to Pissburgh , Pennsylvania ! Many people will call this place Pittsburgh and are very, very enthusiastic about the “h” on the the end of the word. The city has a mix of a black community, Jewish Community, and white trash community all in one.

Pissburgh is home to the Pirates, Steelers and Penguins or pens, as the fans call it. It is also home to many backed up sewers and old used port-a-potties. The back up has caused the city to smell like piss. Yinzers, local employees and visitors alike will agree Da Burgh smells like R. Kelly’s bedroom. Unlike most big cities there isn’t much to do or see, causing a piss poor experience... But hey, atleast it’s not Cincy.

Guy 1: Oh no, the sewer is backed up again and it smells like piss !!!
Guy 2: Oh well. Welcome to pissburgh.

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