Mayo man kinda like the Coochie man except he is not different he in fact actually takes Mayo and throws it at people, some say he works with the Pepsi bandit. The Mayo man covers anyone he sees with Mayo and they slowly turn black
Jordan: Do I smell Mayo?
Bo leis: ah shit thatâs the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much
Mayo man: Iâm just black
*gangstas paradise plays
The most notorious criminal ever to roam the earth, Wanted in 20 countries for stealing Pepsi's. Some say they have seen him leaving the Crime scene on a scooter with a hot bitch on his massive shlong.
Mike: My Pepsi's missing
Jeff: must've been the Pepsi bandit
Mike: Oh shit there he goes on his scooter!
Jeff: Hes so black!
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