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Where a close group of guys get together to blow off some steam by stripping down and taking pills laced with different drugs mixed with viagra while one guy gets Rohypnol. Everybody then has there jolly time with the odd one out (can be done women with dildos)
Man 1: man ive been really exhausted lately i think its time for jolly joyride Saturdays
Man 2: yes please although if i ziontavious gets the coke and viagra mix again my butthole might tear. I cant keep losing the hospital knows my rectum too wellâ¦
A sexual move where a gay man shoves his dick in a falafal then ejaculates swiftly before putting it up for auction for a high price like a classic jew move.
Guy 1: im tryna get rich using the milky jew
Guy 2: shit id pay 5000 bucks for adam sandler to do a milky jew
When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
heating up a honeybun using a blowtorch or oven(microwaves are valid aswell) then lacing it with fentanyl. You then find a worthy candidate to eat your laced honey bun. Then you play the waiting game and fuck them using the honey bun icing as lube after they fent fold.
Guy 1: wanna eat my honeybun bradley
Bradley: are you trying to fucking sweet fold me?
Guy 1: maybe
Bradley: shoulda just asked!
Where two lads partake in munting while also taking fentanyl. Most people try to time it As you finish you also fent fold.
Guy 1: hey susie we are having a graveyard fiesta tonight wanna join?
Susie: fuck that jimmy has been folding over from fent for the last week
Bill: yea and i heard yall went for him next!
When a bigger person jerks off into his belly rolls and lets it dry up, and eats the crust later in the day.
Guy 1: i went for biggy chris this morning
Guy 2: can you share the crust with me im hungry?
Guy 1: sorry me and lucas finished it already
When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.
Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow Iâve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice