cutesycute

Something that is insane cute. Nothing could ever be more cute, sweet, appealing, charming or lovable. In other words, on a scale from 1-cute its SUPER CUTE.

Girl number one "Did you hear that Billy and Anna are together!?"

Girl number two "No, OMG that couple is so cutesycute"

Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.

Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.