swift cruise

When you arrive on board your cruise ship and you find out that Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are also on board and you're like "buckle up - this is going to be a bumpy ride."

HEATHER: "Oh god, Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are on board."
ADAM: "SWEET! Looks like we scored tickets to the Swift Cruise!"

Taylor Gif-T

A .gif of Taylor Swift.

ME: *Tweets Taylor Swift .gif of her singing 'Bad Blood'*
HEATHER: Fuck off with your Taylor Gif-Ts, bruh!

Kanye West Breakfast

You name an omelette "Taylor Swift" and give it to a friend, then when they're in the middle of eating it you say "Omelette you finish, but how's breakfast?"

SERVER: "How's breakfast??"
ME: "Damn bitch. You interrupted me with your Kanye West Breakfast remark."