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A relative of the words shmoosh and shleesh. It is generally used as a word to express curiosity in a matter.
On it's own in a sentence the word is usually increased in pitch at the end, just like normally asking a question, see example 1 below. Shmoo may be added as a prefix, suffix or stem of a word. The word shmoo, when the pitch is raised on the "mo" of the word can also be used as a childish but friendly greeting or generally as a "cool" word.
Shmoo is rarely said in a bland manner as it is meant to express liveliness and fun.
Shmoo? (whaaat? / really? / tell me more / i'm confused)
Shmoo! (HEY!)
Hey, they call me ShmoofingFabsee.
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TTB, short for The Terrible Beast is the name given to a certain feared person when one does not wish to speak the name due to fear of the person themselves. Henceforth it would be antisocial and disrespectful to mention the name of the person. TTB may be given different names when being spoken of depending on why the person is so feared. For example, if one was a slut they may be reffered to as slag to show that people are not sympathising with them and are unsupportive of what that person has done.
Example 1:
Fabian: Dude, I cried this morning.
Cullum: Aww, why?
Fabian: I saw TTB and her fat ugly face and she said "hi" to me. *shiver*
Cullum: *quiver*... Four words: Sucks To Be You
Example 2:
John: Dude, I don't wanna make you feel insecure, but I really want to know what everyone's talking about. You know, you and TTB.
Fabian: Her vagina resembles the spout of a whistling kettle, with a screaming trail of vapour shooting out of it.
John: :$ Never speak the name...
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A term similar to "you've hit the nail right on the head there", only used when discussing sexual relations in a joking manner, or joking about sex. This term is normally used and abused by underage children who find sex something to joke and laugh about. Hence the term "...hit the willie on the foreskin" would not be used in a press conference.
Fiona: It's my buisness what me and John did last night, so don't ask, ok?
John: Ooh, you got naughty didn't you? You gave him a bj?
Fiona: Alright, I'm completely ignoring you now.
John: Yeah well, from your body language and the way you're acting now, I can tell you got to third base.
Fiona: *hmph*
Mike: Ah, man you don't need to be no genius to work that out, but you're pretty clever. God, them two are a dirty bunch aren't they?
John: Yeah, if she just lied and said no then we'd not have worked this out. Girls can be pretty good actors.
Mike: Thing is, she's such a devout Christian, she won't lie or steal or swear or anything.
John: Ah, mate. You hit the willie on the foreskin.
Mike: That's me.
John: Wait a sec... if she's such a devout Christian...
Mike: That would mean she wouldn't have done anything sexual like that until after marriage, she's not even 16!
John: Could we have got it wrong.
Mike: The willie is lucky tonight, I think this is another miss. :(
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A term adopted by many Youtubers (from the popular online series "Goth Lyfe"), which has now broken forth onto the mainstream. "Goth on a Stick" can be used as a term for someone who is being told off, or is in trouble, usually someone who other members of society may see as a stoner goth metalhead emo or many other minority subcultures unappreciated by most of society. Using this term does not mean that the person actually using the term nessecarily disrespects the fashion.
James: Oh Shikes, Tony didn't get the train today!
Asa: Oh God, you don't think that little emo cry baby is in detention again?
Josaline: No, I think he's in a real "goth on a stick" situation.
Promise: He's being raped by TTB!
All: *dramatic singing and screaming noises*
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