shmouse; shmousie

A small or short mouse-like animal.

Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.

Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.

1) I love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.

2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.

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donchaknow

word conglomeration of Don't You Know.

Used to finish a sentence containing facts that are somewhat obvious.

Hey Mimi, I think it's nearly 5 o'clock.
It's almost time to leave, donchaknow.

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switzerland

v.(note lower case):
the act of being neutral or non-committed on a subject, usually a controversial one.

Joe: Hey, whaddya think about those Red Sox finally winning the World Series?

Louie: Hey, I don't wanna get into it, man. I'm SWITZERLAND on this one.

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budz

A name for your friend, bastardization of buddy.

May be used singular or plural.

Hey budz, what's happening?

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The Big Nasty

The actual act of sexual intercourse, man-to-woman; woman-to-man. When I was young (many eons ago) they had the 'base' system:

1st base: kissing and maybe some 'under the sweater' action
2nd base: french kissing and fondling
3rd base: naked bodies rubbing together, but NO penetration
4th base or home run: sexual intercourse

It got stupid to say 4th base and saying home run during baseball season could be confusing. So the act bacame The Big Nasty.

Susie: Did Johnnie feel you up last night, Nancy?
Nancy: No Suze, we went all the way. Enjoyed The Big Nasty, donchaknow.

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bastardization

The act of changing a word to suit your own needs.

I bastardized BUDDY into BUDZ; sounds better and saves a syllable!

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cocktail flu

The "illness" that you have after a full night of drinking; what you tell your boss you have, when calling in sick the next day.

I had to call in with the COCKTAIL FLU after we went out all night and ran the bar out of Jagermeister. Oh, my aching hair!

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