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sexiest man alive

one who sits around lookin at playboys while eatin slim jims

Philip Gevese is the sexiest man(but first u have to bail him out of jail where he gained 50 lb. off of bread and water)

by Shmu June 3, 2004

11👍 21👎


bum

sumone who has really nasty breath, wears really nasty clothes, and baths whenever it rains, and is sum1 who comes up to u all drugged up at mardi gras and tells u and ur friends meaningless jokes about cannibals, babies, and clowns and laughs at himself

Dude, that bum in the yellow t-shirt just spit in ma face while telling a dead baby joke and rubbing my head with his rotting hands.... i will smell like him for weeks!!

by Shmu June 3, 2004

8👍 16👎


fart

nastay noise dat comes wut an unlively STINK dat makes all ma teachers pass out n die

Oh, man ur fart just slaped me in the face!

by Shmu June 3, 2004

6👍 10👎


grease monkey

some guy that gets out of his nasty old truck n looks like he just got a pot-o-gold dumped on him ...........in other words he's a greasy piece of feces

Hey! Get back in the truck grease monkey!

by Shmu June 3, 2004

11👍 51👎