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Adashi

A Voltron ship that died long before the series took place but most fans still love it and hope for it and god, now I have 3 ships in the fandom...

Fan #286261: Shadam all the way!
Fan #248357: I think the ship name Adashi is much better!
*Fans bicker over better ship name*
Me: Guys! It's the same ship! Although I do like Adashi a lot better!
*Shadam ship name supporter throws chair at my head*

by Shnoozle Doop Boop July 22, 2018

17👍 2👎


Ninja

Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.

Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.

Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.

Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?

*sits in a corner and ponders this*

by Shnoozle Doop Boop March 30, 2018


Anime

Japanese cartoons or animations.

Contains characters who shout there attacks before fighting instead of surprising the enemy with their moves.

Naruto: I will attack with the power of toaster hands!

Enemy: Oh no! How can I prevent the move that he just told me he was going to do?! I'm doooooomed!

Me: Why do I like this show so much? Anime logic makes no sense!

by Shnoozle Doop Boop March 30, 2018

3👍 2👎


Shadam

A Voltron ship that died long before the series took place but most fans still love it and hope for it and god, now I have 3 ships in the fandom...

Fan #286261: Shadam all the way!
Fan #248357: I think the ship name Adashi is much better!
*Fans bicker over better ship name*
Me: Guys! It's the same ship! Although I do like Adashi a lot better!
*Shadam ship name supporter those chair at my head*

by Shnoozle Doop Boop July 22, 2018