Sleeptalker

Someone you can hold a conversation with while they are legitimately asleep. Useful when said sleeptalker has information that you would like to know.

Girl 1 : "Oh my god, you were totally right about my BF, he is cheating on me!"

Girl 2 : "No way! How did you find out?"

Girl 1 : "He's a sleeptalker, he started talking in his sleep last night, then I replied to something he said and he answered! I looked to see if he was really asleep, and he was! The next time he began talking, I started asking him questions, and he answered everything."

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Stairfart

The act of farting in sync with your steps as you ascend or descend a flight of stairs

Friend 1 : "Dude, I totally stairfarted on the way up here, it was sick!"

Friend 2: (playing MW2, not listening) "That's crazy, bro."