reefer

weed

"Dude pass arouynd the reefer you bogart. joo noob. Lets eat food"

anyone that says joo noob has never fuckin toked

44👍 55👎

Woody

1. n An erect penis.
2. v To blow it on a girls face instantly.

Man we had no fun when she touched my woody, I immediatly pulled a woody.

51👍 67👎

magic mushroom

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

158👍 99👎

blunt

Marajuana rolled with cigar paper.

If you say "man that blunt was effective" i know youve never smoked weed you fucking nerd outcast so shut you poser face

20👍 26👎

car fucker

nGet's off by the feeling of his car. Is sexually aroused by cars.

Chris. Just chris.

26👍 8👎

tequila

look for "made in mexico" and somethin like 80 proof

one tequila two tequila three tequila floor
four teqla five six more

88👍 187👎

twisted method

talented crack rock music
skillful godly music, that landed them a record deal and on tour with ozzy osbourne straight from cape coma. not, i repeat, NOT nu metal

everybody from the front to back, get in the pit show me where your at!

17👍 11👎