Tesla

American slang for the uterus of the female mammalian reproductive system.

My Tesla is killing me, must be my time of the month.

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Genital Carlton

The male version of the landing strip; a strip of pubic hair extending from the penis, resembling Carlton Banks from the Fresh Frince.

He cut that nasty bush into a clean stripe, now it’s a genital Carlton!

Canadian belt buckle

Presenting one’s testicles through the fly of their pants; especially in an active endeavor

He just did a front handspring while doing the Canadian belt buckle, did you see his nuts?

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Canadian battle helmet

The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.

Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.

He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!