"Yo AC, why your eyes so chinky?"
"Its because I have been drinky drinky"
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When you're having sex and the condom rips. Then you pull out with a torn sheet of latex hanging from the base of your shaft like a torn pirate sail hanging from a mast.
Spent 60 bucks on plan b this morning. I pulled out last night and the condom was full on Jack Sparrow.