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Jaclyn

Really actually pronounced Jay-slin, which is awesome by the way.
A Jaclyn is like a unicorn and is an elusive beast but when you meet it, it will literally blow your mind. Also, like a unicorn, when you drink her blood you will live forever.
A Jaclyn's cheeks will be delicious and look irresistibly munchy.
If you ever have a chance to eat a Jaclyn's cheeks, you will turn into gold and die from joy.

Did you see that Jaclyn?

What a glorious specimen...I want to eat its cheeks

by Shoop! March 26, 2010

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