Fortnite

Birth control method

Ahh babe let’s not have kids- go play fortnite

She never sees him again and he has now eternally Kept his virginity

Adam Jenkins

An absolute fucknut
He is a fat cunt who can rape you with his eyes.
He should be shot in the kneecaps because the bullet will bounce off anywhere else

Adam Jenkins: Get in my office

Innocent child: (mutters under his breath) SHIT

Adam Jenkins: (eye rape)

Innocent child: (dies of stroke)

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