family

A group of annoying random people that supposedly "gave birth to you" even though everyone knows that we were made by flying spaghetti monsters. They annoy you and make sure that you're "okay" even though you can take care of yourself.

My family was tormenting me about cutting my veins.

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boner

A slang term for an erect penis due to sexual stimulation. It is called so because the penis resembles a bone.

The man got a boner because he was looking at Playboy.

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