Shordy

Shordy is the best of girlfriends, truly the number 1.

She makes sure to consider everyone, so much that she may forget to prioritise herself.

That said: she has a face that, although insanely beautiful, can make a man shit himself.

But that is if she doesn’t smile, because the few times she does, it is clear that her smile can only make someone happy.

She has a tongue unlike any other, one that can do miracles ;)
And don’t even get me started on her back dimples...
If you’re lucky enough to have a Shordy in your life, make sure to cherish what you have.

Oh! Is that Shordy in Zugerland?
Oh yes! She must be buying yet another sex toy.

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