Phildo

A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.

Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.

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