My dick

Smaller than my goddamn hippocampus

Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore

7👍 2👎

Dipass

When someone mixes the words: dipshit and asshole into one

Person1: i bet you jack off in the locker room
Person2:take a look in the fuckin’ mirror dipass

8👍 2👎

Joe mama

When one plays the joke of who’s joe? on you henceforth furthering your embarrassment

Teacher: who broke my fucking monitor
Kid: it was joe
Teacher: joe who
Kid:joe mama
Rest of class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

359👍 47👎

Honeysuckle

When you slap honey all over your cock then let bees give you the blowjob, because you’re too isolated to get a real girlfriend

Person 1: what did you do over the weekend
Person 2: i had some honeysuckle

Person 1: nice

19👍 9👎

Brazilian Cigarette

When a woman lights a mans pubes on fire and gives him a blowjob

Heather gave me a brazilian cigarette last night

Fortnite

A game made by the company epic games and is played by tards and virgins around the globe, one of the most popular content creators on fortnite is tyler blevins AKA Ninja AKA "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"

Kevin still plays fortnite? Oh goddamnit.

5👍 3👎

69

A sex position involving a male/ female or faggot/faggot in which the partners are opposite and both performing oral on the vagina/ penis

69 420

8👍 13👎