excalibur syndrome

Is the belief that you are special and success reigns where others have failed through nothing other than self-entitlement.

"This door is locked!"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"

Fucknubbin

Someone who is completely oblivious to the extent to which his/her words hurt another, due to his/her ignorance and self-centred, vainglorious, egotistical nature.

"Are you ok? You look like you wanna gouge someone's eyes out with a spoon..."
"I dunno...I need some fresh air. Amy's relentless with her cutting remarks without a clue what effect it's having."
"Don't worry...Amy's a fucknubbin."
"Yeah, there goes her wedding present - thanks Ross."

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