Vietnamese Hot Dog

Putting your penis in a Vietnamese Báhn Mì sandwich

Jacob: I’m thinking of getting into food play, any ideas?

Olivier: Oh yea, try the Vietnamese Hot Dog!

Bulgarian Sidewinder

A move used to passive-aggressively walk past a group of slow walking teenage girls. If you are stuck in a hall, and a group of girls is walking slowly in a wall formation, walk faster, and squeeze through them, making your annoyance known.

Tennage girls: *walking in a wall* Omg did you see Ashlee’s shorts yesterday? I am so litterally dead. I’m screaming

Person: *Bulgarian sidewinder*

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Ashley

The correct spelling of the name. White soccer moms love to name their kids Ashely, but spell it in shitty ways because “iTs UnIQuE”

Common stupid spellings include
-Ashlee
-Ashleigh
-Ashlie
-Aschli
And probably more dumbass ways

Ashley: Hi I’m Ashley, but the X is silent

Person: Where the hell is the X?

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Colonize The Sun

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.

"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"

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