ice

Something that looks like water but it is still.

Bert: Oh the ice is slippery a little bit.
Dad: Uh oh we slippery a little bit.
Fart: Anything is slippery!

Swedish scammer

Same as indian scammers but they do something else. They say for example Gongrats you won scams that you open presents. And when you tap on one of these it comes up a porn image.

Denis: Oh no a swedish scammer! I can not remove the virus!
Scammer: Hahahahaha